I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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