Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i love accidental penises.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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