It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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