At least make sure they are 18
Why
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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