Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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