How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Rumble strips road head = magical
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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