I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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