so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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