Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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