turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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