I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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