I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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