My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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