I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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