doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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