fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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