He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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