i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i love accidental penises.
handjob tips. give me some.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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