Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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