Your face is a jimmy john
we have officially lost it.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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