is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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