I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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