this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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