I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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