Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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