My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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