This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Drunk is a universal language darling
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