I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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