i just wanna soil my oats bro
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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