can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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