too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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