return my video game
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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