Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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