ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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