Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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