Having a random hookup so left but love u
North Korea, Best Korea!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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