your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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