Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
