just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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