I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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