I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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