# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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