Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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