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On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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