i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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