Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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