belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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