I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm passing your future prison.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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