4 words: hood of his car
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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