matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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