Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Alive.
So much puke
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Sext me about skeletons
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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