is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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