ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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