Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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