Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
