Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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